"The vast wasteland will become even vaster."
- Nicholas Carr on the sad future of television in the NYTimes
Jeff: man, i was worried when i got the BNO notification about Tiger
Josh: yeah
Josh: looks like he is okay
Jeff: that's what he GETS for fighting with his hot wife
Jeff: somehow he will come out on top with this
Jeff: i bet he'll have a badass scar
Josh: hahah
Josh: or like
Josh: it will be "Rookie of teh Year"
Josh: and he actually hits the ball FARTHER
“Jeff. And this name commands respect in America?”
"If you’re drunk on a boat, you’re an affluent socialite, however, if you’re twenty yards away getting drunk on the shore, you’re a degenerate alcoholic."
"They really make the best effort anyone has ever made. Everything is in here….I can’t think of anything I’d do that they are not doing in the bill. You couldn’t have done better than they are doing."
- MIT economist and ‘known skeptic’ Jonathan Gruber on the Senate health bill, in the Atlantic
Song of the Day:
Tommy James and the Shondells - Draggin’ the Line
Oh my God: Zach Galifinakis’ Between Two Ferns welcomes Conan O’Brien and Andy Richter
"…whatever we call this decade — ‘the zeros’ works for the Bush years"
- George Carlin, in his new memoir Last Words
Hah! Threadless shirt: “They’re Real” by Jean Salamin
Josh: Aziz Ansari/Randy is such a facinating case study
Josh: it is almost Shakespearian
"I’d like to do a movie in space. If possible I would like to try to actually shoot some of it on location in space. That’s my preference"
- Wes Anderson (Vulture)
WATCH THIS NOW: Killer new Pity Party video from the incomparable Ariana Natale.
